"25 year old female, spreading the christmas joy"
Dear readers,
Despite it being mid-december, Christmas only being a week away, plenty of parties to go to, oodles of festive cheer wherever you look and it supposedly being a joyful time of year, that doesn't appear enough to put people in a good mood. I sat on a train last week and for an hour I watched throng after throng of commuters get on and off the train. Not a word or smile shared. Just pure misery. And I don't know what they are so glum about, they'll all have Christmas off, be partying on New Years Eve whilst the emergency services are working. As I have done for the past few years, I have edited the 12 days of christmas to put a smile on the faces of any EMS who read it. I hope you enjoy. Merry Christmas to one and all. Be safe out there
Ella x
The 12 Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my control gave to me:
12 Cancellations
11 Not a givens
10 Bouts of man flu
9 Not Alerts
8 Pyrexic babies
7 Granny downs
6 Drunken Polish
Off late Again.......
4 Changing colours
3 Pregnant chavs
2 Mental breakdowns
And a cyclist with a grazed knee!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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